Imagine something so sad. Two lonely only children who have no one to talk to but their respective Labradoodles, until the magical 2007 winds of fate made them next-door neighbors. What ensued was a once-in-a-millennium bond that transcended the bounds of ordinary bestfriendship to become something, well, magical. Even in the face of insurmountable differences: religious (Christian/Jewish), social (introvert/extrovert), and follicular (blonde/brunette), they have a bond that literally nobody understands. Revamped from a 2023 Edinburgh Fringe Festival run, we present Indoor Kids, a two-woman show that at once tells and untells the story we;ve spent our whole lives... telling. Caught between corn-fed earnestness and coastal elitism, we've spent decades warring our way through everything from awkward youth romances to the ultimate trial-trying to make it big in NYC.