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Carpenter Performing Arts Center Presents
Sandra Bernhard
Quick Sand
Saturday, September 21, 2019 at 8:00PM

Carpenter Performing Arts Center
6200 E Atherton St.
Long Beach, CA 90815
Long Beach Transit: Los Angeles Metro Blue Line to 1st Street, transfer to bus line #173, Exit in front of Center before Atherton/Studebaker stop.

No refunds or exchanges. Have a special seating request? Please contact the Arts Ticket Office at 562-985-7000 at least 10 days before the scheduled performance. All patrons entering theater must have a ticket by order of the Fire Marshal.


The actress, comedian, singer and radio talk-show host Sandra Bernhard tells it like it is—riffing on politics, family, entertainment and everything in-between. Bernhard’s hilarious new show “Quick Sand” is a mélange of musings, music, and whimsy, “never boring, j’adoring,” is her motto. Covering the outrageous, quotidian, and glamorous, Sandy is “a brief respite from the endless madness of the ever more stressful news of the world.” (Time Out NY). Backed by the Sandyland Squad Band.