'ey! You! Yea...I'm talkin' to you!

Buon Appetito. Ya may 'ave seen me around this pizza lovin' town doing what I do best - havin' the time of my life! Well, I partied too hard and now I gots me a mini-Marge. I'll tell ya, she's cute as a calzone but this motherhood thing, it gots its ups and downs. Come say hi and let us show you a SLICE OF LIFE! (see what I did there?)

Content warning: foul language, sex, gun violence